Wednesday, July 1, 2009




Ok so first if everyone where you live is talking about Trojans new line of sex toys its not ok. I mean I realize that salon chat is just lady for locker room talk but this is wrong on so many different levels. Related and also very wrong, in the senior demo junk catalogues (they sell things like Chia Pets, pill boxes and catheter systems, all in one easy place!) that sex toys and dildos have come out of the closet. No longer will a totally dick shaped purple piece of vibrating plastic have to hide behind the guise of The Stress Soother or Personal Masseuse. Now they have names like SuperStar and Magic Journey and come with all sorts of weird little knobbys, studs and bells and whistles. And as the older lady in this commercial clearly shows older ladies are hip to this sex toy shit. Maybe she worked for a company that had lay offs and since she lost her job she doesnt know what to do so she just brings a laptop and shit from home and sits in her favorite salon all day thinking shes at work. Browsing the Trojan website and planting Trojan Vibrating Touch propaganda all over the salon.

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