" I was in my house with my children, alone, and this woman had gotten in and was there for a few days!... I kept noticing my bread going missing and that my jean jacket disappeared. But I was like: 'I'm going crazy because I have two babies, I'm forgetting everything.'

But this woman had been staying in the guest room for days. When the police came, she slit her wrists!... She didn't die. She just got deported."

pamela anderson via dlisted