Today is a good day to die!

I just now went to put eye drops in my eyes, twisted the cap of the eye drops off and dropped it. While it was falling I thought wouldnt it be fucked if it landed in the toilet at which point the green cap bounced off the edge of the sink heading straight for the blue water in the somewhat clean, freshly flushed toilet. It really wouldnt be that big of a deal I thought just wash it off whatever, and then it bounced on the inside of the bowl across the water and to the other side where it ricochet out landing at my feet.