teen mom i hate you

i would pay large amounts of money to watch amber portwood and jenelle evans play russian roulette, or a cage fight to the death but only if the winner was also executed. the best thing that could have happened with jenelle's recent pregnancy was a miscarriage. so fucking sad all the way around. 

sivu - better man then he

we’ll find faith in the most magical of places 
and find home in the smallest of rooms 
we’ll find life in the most barrenness of faces 
and touch Christ in impending doom 

and we’re singing 
and here’s from the harsh dream 
allow me closer 
signs from the palms read 
we’re so much colder 
ships sail out past the Persian coast 
to the edge of the world 
and I have doubt 

"Mark Dice" is a clear anagram for "Gawker" in the Hebrew numerical system. "Gawker" is an anagram for "Gay Baphomet Stab America." Follow the money. Follow it into Nick Denton's sea-cave, glistening with strange and obscene rubies. Follow it back out of the cave. It's Ke$ha, holding hands with Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks. They're laughing at you. But now you're Ke$ha. You're the Illuminati, and you're not laughing anymore. Your mouth is stretched back in a gaping, wordless bellow. You will swallow the world.  ~Mallory Ortberg

Gawker gold

if the point of updates is to mess itunes up even more apple did an awesome job with this last update...its almost unusable at this point

Kenneth's TV No-No Words

"Happy trails to you, until we meet again.
Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you." 
– Dale Evans