Just once on the original Star Trek I wish Nichelle would have went here. Put everyone on the bridge in check and just moved on. Is that a My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult sample I hear?

David Lynch is what happens when you're busy making other plans

Happy Holidays!

Lick the Star!

2009 in photos

Some incredible photography here.

Gurl I just shit my pants!

This totally reminds me of a friend who I used to work with that shit his pants while at work. He was ill so it wasnt like he just shit himself. Im a giant bastard and it ranks with some of the funniest moments of my entire life.

"One of the options we turned down had

a sperm coming down with the words

'Joy to the World'."

Church vicar Archdeacon Glynn Cardy

Happy Christmas Brazil!

"We think it could have only been by penetration because we found needles in the lung, the left leg and in different parts of the thorax. It couldn't have been by ingestion," Soltoski said

"High as F@%k" Music Video - watch more funny videos

High Concept

I used to make commercials but I was doing spots for ranch outfitters and car dealerships. Sometimes I got away with stuff but with zero budget it always turned out really bad and somewhat distasteful.

"It's never too early for my baby to start looking glamorous like Beyonce! I wouldn't be caught dead without my lacefront and my baby won't either!"

Michael Alvarez
"I Love My Little Dog, And My Doggie Loves Me"
oil on board
17 x 18.5 inches

Today is a good day to die!

I just now went to put eye drops in my eyes, twisted the cap of the eye drops off and dropped it. While it was falling I thought wouldnt it be fucked if it landed in the toilet at which point the green cap bounced off the edge of the sink heading straight for the blue water in the somewhat clean, freshly flushed toilet. It really wouldnt be that big of a deal I thought just wash it off whatever, and then it bounced on the inside of the bowl across the water and to the other side where it ricochet out landing at my feet.

17 minutes and you

PLAGUE - OFFICIAL SCREENER from Matt Simpson on Vimeo.

By far one of the most brilliant pieces of zombie work I have seen in the last 10 years, on level with 28 Days Later and [Rec]. Read more about it here.

Thinking this is fake but I would cut a bitch...

Incredibly interesting story on Henry Molaison who suffered from the worst case of amnesia ever. Wonder if in those 30 or so seconds he ever put together what was happening to him? Live brain mapping.

Saw this on Eat Me Daily, the only food blog you will ever need. Besides Food In Real Life.

Random...

Collecting random junk from blogs and all over the place, anything that really gets my attention in some way or another. No idea where I found any of these pics, the interwebs are huge.

Got this from here. Pj seems really chill and his tumblr is an afternoon well spent.

The Kotaku comment that made me laugh out loud today

D-K, Anarchist
06:53 PM
Man... that's a whole lotta lunch-money..